Failure With Girls Lyrics by Macc Lads

Top50Lyrics.com • M • Macc Lads Lyrics • Lyrics, Failure With Girls Macc Lads Ringtones Macc Lads Tabs Please, support Macc Lads . Macc Lads CDs • Macc Lads Posters • Macc Lads  Sheet Music Artist: Macc Lads Song Title: Failure With Girls Album: [B u y " " CD] I've got an ugly face, With spots all over the place, I haven't got any mates, And me clothes have gone out of date. I go to the pub on me own, And I drink me orange alone, I sit and stare at the crack, But they just turn their backs. I want to chat them up, But I stare at me feet, And then I go home and I beat me meat. I'm dead shy about the size of me dick, And chips and gravy make me sick. I'm a failure with girls, I don't know why, He's a failure with girls, He don't know why. I'm a failure with girls, They're so unkind, He's a failure with girls, They're so unkind. I'm a failure with girls, They make me cry, He's a failure with girls, They make him cry. Only wish I could say that I don't mind. A Macc Lad of me took note, And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat, It were the first pint I ever had, And I changed to a real Macc Lad. Me clothes started looking real flash, I got a tattoo and a moustache, And me car got a go-faster stripe, And now I pull crack every night. And I'm not weak anymore, 'Cos me dick measures three foot four, So don't you call me wimp, 'Cos it's three foot four even when it's limp. I'm dead macho with girls, I never fail, He's dead macho with girls, He nevers fails. I'm dead macho with girls 'Cos I sup ale, He's dead macho with girls 'Cos he sups ale. I'm dead macho with girls Thanks to Willies, He's dead macho with girls Thanks to Willies. Only wish I didn't have VD... Album: Lyrics Macc Lads - All Day Drinkin Lyrics Macc Lads - Alton Towers Lyrics Macc Lads - Ben Nevis Lyrics Macc Lads - Blackpool Lyrics Macc Lads - Bloik! Lyrics Macc Lads - Boddies Lyrics Macc Lads - Buenos Aries Lyrics Macc Lads - Charlotte Lyrics Macc Lads - Dans Round Us Andbag Lyrics Macc Lads - Dans Underpant Lyrics Macc Lads - Dead Cat Lyrics Macc Lads - Failure With Girls Lyrics Macc Lads - Fluffy Pup Lyrics Macc Lads - Geordie Girl Lyrics Macc Lads - Get Weavin Lyrics Macc Lads - Gordons Revenge Lyrics Macc Lads - Lady Muck Lyrics Macc Lads - Lucy Lastic Lyrics Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield Lyrics Macc Lads - My Pub Lyrics Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce Lyrics Macc Lads - No Sheep Til Buxton Lyrics Macc Lads - Now Hes A Poof Lyrics Macc Lads - Stoppy Back Lyrics Macc Lads - Sweatty Betty Lyrics Macc Lads - Tab After Tab Lyrics Macc Lads - The Lads From Macc Lyrics Macc Lads - The Macc Lads Party Lyrics Macc Lads - Twenty Pints Lyrics Macc Lads - Ugly Women Lyrics More lyrics: Failure With Girls Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners/typers. All song texts are personal interpretations of real songs and has no concern to the original texts. This personal collection of "lyrics interpretations" provided for educational and language learning purposes only. For more info read our privacy policy. Failure With Girls Ringtone Macc Lads Chords

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